No more Aliens

So I've looked all week. And discovered there are no alien in my home. Yay :) . So I guess since there are no aliens it's the crazy,stupid,ugly,amazing party throwing crickets. It was probably some Halloween joke, oh who am I kidding the cricket are so immature things. I'm surprised that I still eat them. They're to fattening for me. I should go back to those worm thing at least they can't move or talk as fast as the crickets can.