I Hate Ground Hog Day!

I hate ground hog day! What on this planet did a ground hog do to deserve a day named after it!
Why can't there be a day for gecko, dog , or even cats all though they try to eat me for dinner. I
bet they'd probably eat me too if they got hungry enough those ground hog. Well I am so mad that I can't even think, I'd better go cool down a bit now, sorry guys.

I love crickets

Cricket, cricket they're so yummy and good and very good party thrower, except the part when you eat them ...well there goes the party. But still they're very good when the have white stuff on them, I mean not to be racist or anything but it's like good for me or something. And it make me strong. See you next time turbo and anyone else who is reading the blog.

Gecko must be important

I wonder what would happen if the Geicko gecko left geicko, and went somewhere else. Or if the lizard off life water went some where else. Would there be less business? Or if the subworker on the one commerial stay and the other gecko never came back. would there less people using that
service? Well I gess that means geckos are really important. And the human really need us and dogs and all the other anamals too.

No more Aliens

So I've looked all week. And discovered there are no alien in my home. Yay :) . So I guess since there are no aliens it's the crazy,stupid,ugly,amazing party throwing crickets. It was probably some Halloween joke, oh who am I kidding the cricket are so immature things. I'm surprised that I still eat them. They're to fattening for me. I should go back to those worm thing at least they can't move or talk as fast as the crickets can.

Aliens!

So it turns out there are really such things as aliens. Yesterday I was removed from my home and imprisoned in this thing, Man it would be easier to explain if I wasn't color blind. So I try to escape from the aliens but they were to smart they had put something on top of this black and white thing so I couldn't get out. Well so I sat there for along time it seemed like, and than when I wasn't paying attention I was lifted in the air and put back in my cage. Thank the gecko gods that I alive today. So when I got back in my home the sand was back to white. Mmm...THE ALIENS CHANGED MY SAND BACK TO WHITE! First white than red now back to white what is this change the color of my sand day or something. So it turns out I'm not color blind but most gecko I think are. So to rap this story up, I stayed up all night looking every where for those aliens but haven't seen anything yet.So i won't rest until I see those aliens, unless I get tired than I will go to sleep.

God's great, crickets are good, blitzy's happy

The great gecko goddess is the best she makes my crickets taste as good as french fries even though I have never had french fries, hey they at least look good to me I wish I could try one little french frie. But hey I'm still happy I'm alive aren't I. And I'm as happy as the geckos on the life water commercial. And always remember God's great, crickets are good, and blitzy's happy and not that crazy.

summer fun staring Blitz

Summer is fun because you can get warm with out getting on that heating pad sometimes it's to hot. So I come out of the log and have some fun with crickets. We have parties and have sand throwing contests. And it's a lot of fun.