Those crazy jumpers

A few days ago I was going to eat a cricket but as soon I got ready to strike, it moved. Then I'm like "I'll get them latter". Now my masters might think that I'm lazy but do they ever think it could be the cricket's fault? No! They think I'm the lazy one not eating cricket. Well I will
have you know that I eat my cricket at night so they probably don't see me eat them and they run very fast and I can't always catch them.