Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Farewell My friends...

 Well y'all its been real the last ten years or so, Blitzy finally had a little too much fun at the one of the cricket party. She floated on up to the eternal lizard party in the sky. Thanks for all the memories and fun comments. Them cricket's really threw me a party, oh well now I will be able to party all the time in lizard heaven and dance a lot too. This is all just a part of life. Peace out y'all!

RIP Blitz the leopard Gecko

Friday, December 20, 2019

Christmas and Crickets

It's that time of year again, the crazy people are running around buying junk. They drive, but don't know how, and so I just stay home in my habitat because it's not like i have a choice and me and the crickets chill, until I eat them. Oh and jesus was born to, so there is that, anyway Merry Christmas from Blitz the lizard or Godzilla or whatever you want.

Monday, January 28, 2019

Rams or Patriots?

This weekend is yet again another superbowl, silly pretty boy tom brady decided to sneak his way in at the last minute. Now blitz doesn't know much about football because its very techincal and geckos frankly aren't that smart, we prefer simpler sports like baseball. But blitz is rooting for them rams and hoping bryce harper signs that deal real soon. hopefully the crickets will be tailgating with a nice party. Stay tuned.

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

R.I.P. Turbo Sibertarian

I know it's been forever since we spoke and we wont be able to now but it was nice having a friend on here. I hope all is well in doggy heaven if you read this from there. Me and the crickets will have a party in your name and remember you.

I'm real Lazy

Its been a long seven years since good ol blitzy here has posted anything, to be completely honest i had forgotten i even had a blog haha but anyway im still here im just lazy and only get excited for crickets and their partys... i hope to post every once and a while but dont be surprised if i forget because us lizards dont have the best attention spans lol

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentines plus some other stuff

Today as you all know is valentines day blitz being the gecko she is must celebrate valentines day.
So if you tuned into past post then you would know that me blitz has a huge crush on the Geigo gecko well if he was checking this blog like he should of been than he probably would have sent me a valentine. But he didn't so I'll try again next year. So how about those giants winning the super bowl. Alls I gots to do now is wait for the Daytonia 500 now and watch certain people everyone likes epically fail like last year and the year before but I'm not going to name any names.
Sorry had to put that in there couldn't resist. congrats to giant for winning the super bowl I personally wanted you win. till next time sorry if i personally affended anyone that is just my personal opinion about Nascar and football and that stuff its nothing personal.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Two pesky things

So yesterday I woke up and there was a stink bug on the inside of my habitat and I thought
that it looked pretty good tasting so I go and try to eat it and it didn't work because it was the outside but I didn't stop trying until one of my human came along and took care of it. Secondly
blitz is mad that those broncos lost that play off game last night to those pesky patriots.
Tim Tebow rocks in blitz's world.