Blitz's Place

Valentines plus some other stuff

2012-02-14T15:11:00.000-08:00

Today as you all know is valentines day blitz being the gecko she is must celebrate valentines day.
So if you tuned into past post then you would know that me blitz has a huge crush on the Geigo gecko well if he was checking this blog like he should of been than he probably would have sent me a valentine. But he didn't so I'll try again next year. So how about those giants winning the super bowl. Alls I gots to now is wait for the Daytonia 500 now and watch certain people everyone like epically fail like last year and the year before but I'm not going to name any names.
Sorry had to put that in there couldn't resist. congrats to giant for winning the super bowl I personally wanted you win. till next time sorry if i personally affended anyone that is just my personal opinion about Nascar and football and that stuff its nothing personal.

Two pesky things

2012-01-15T04:21:00.000-08:00

So yesterday I woke up and there was a stink bug on the inside of my habitat and I thought
that it looked pretty good tasting so I go and try to eat it and it didn't work because it was the outside but I didn't stop trying until one of my human came along and took care of it. Secondly

blitz is mad that those broncos lost that play off game last night to those pesky patriots.

Tim Tebow rocks in blitz's world.

Blitz saw the new year

2012-01-02T15:05:00.000-08:00

Hey guys did you see the new year cause blitz did it was great because I saw the sign for 20 12 explode on M tv cause thats the only channel I could find. Why don't they drop that ball any more did someone die when they dropped it or something blitz don't know. Would some1 tell blitz plz. Any way happy holidays and happy new year from the blitzster.

Sorry

2011-12-26T04:52:00.000-08:00

Blitz is sorry that she hasnt updated this blog in like eight months but now that the human have time to take me out of my habitate to update I can do a little updating. P.S. I tryed to update like two week ago but blogger wouldnt let me for some reason. SORRY! :)

Christmas! Those cricket didnt even get me a present

2011-12-26T04:41:00.000-08:00

So yesterday was christmas right and me being the sweetest gecko in the world thought hmm...
I won't eat any of those cricket today because its christmas and that could be their present from me this year, but they didn't even throw a christmas party for sweet sweet blitzy because they're so mean. I dont get it, i spare one day of their life and they dont thank me. Even my human are more nice then those stupid crickets.

Blitz is back

2011-11-14T15:09:00.000-08:00

Blitz is a back. Blitz is also sorry that she hasn't talk to you in six months. So this summer I a friend named Orlando than he decided to die so my humans brought me two fish named star and moon. Also all summer I kept digging holes and getting the sand in my water dish so my humans kept having to change it, so me and the crickets laughed and that was that. So bye till next time.

its hot

2011-05-18T16:06:00.000-07:00

Its hot in the wonderful world of blitz so that means blitz will come out more and have more partys with the crickets. :)

MERRY christmas and happy new year to ALL

2010-12-29T07:24:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah and whatever other gecko days people celebrate these day in the years of 2000 -2010 or 2011 or whatever. (Geckos aren't that smart thats why it took me like five months to up date so here it is). On the 25th before my humans magicaly disappeared they gave me a cricket feast and they still haven't come back yet. Butt i'm still having fun. I told U I'm not that smart didn't I? The crickets and I had a party and it didn't last long because I ate most of them.

There's a jungle in my big world

2010-07-22T14:47:00.000-07:00

In the room my cage is in there are these things hanging from the top and its starting to look like a jungle when I'm from the desert. Oh well maybe the gecko off the Geico commercial will be traveling and stop by or stay a night or two, but I still think that the human should get my opinion first. By the way I like country music. Okay that was random. Bye for now.

blitzy back and had a good time off

2010-07-21T14:04:00.000-07:00

Well while I was gone i had that big world out side the cage to myself because the human people person that take good care of me were gone most of the time. But you that thing i eat those cricket they were still there so I was in good company and we party and then so they party's wouldn't end I only ate one or two a night, or sometimes the party's were so great I wouldn't eat any of those great party throwers. Then the human got home and put more in my small World and they threw party and they were fun too.

long time no see

2010-07-21T13:39:00.000-07:00

Well its been about 5 months since I've up dated this here blog and i do apologize because y'alls probably gave up on dear blitzy and i hope y'all still are a readin it. BUT i will start my three part sorry letter thingy by saying that I think you lizards, cats, and dogs etc. are great and i see y'all being great friend in the future for havin to put up with gettin on this bog find that i haven't up dated it. And that i dear blitzy haven't put on any picture and lastly I would just say sorry for the time be sssssooooooo looooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg since i here up dated it. and just some side sorry notes if there is anything hard to read i'm sorry.

I Hate Ground Hog Day!

2010-02-02T16:13:00.000-08:00

I hate ground hog day! What on this planet did a ground hog do to deserve a day named after it!
Why can't there be a day for gecko, dog , or even cats all though they try to eat me for dinner. I
bet they'd probably eat me too if they got hungry enough those ground hog. Well I am so mad that I can't even think, I'd better go cool down a bit now, sorry guys.

I love crickets

2009-12-12T14:30:00.000-08:00

Cricket, cricket they're so yummy and good and very good party thrower, except the part when you eat them ...well there goes the party. But still they're very good when they have the white stuff on them, I mean not to be racist or anything but it's like good for me or something. And it make me strong. See you next time turbo and anyone else who is reading the blog.

Gecko must be important

2009-11-15T10:21:00.000-08:00

I wonder what would happen if the Geicko gecko left geicko, and went somewhere else. Or if the lizard off life water went some where else. Would there be less business? Or if the subworker on the one commerial stay and the other gecko never came back. would there less people using that
service? Well I gess that means geckos are really important. And the human really need us and dogs and all the other anamals too.

No more Aliens

2009-10-31T10:06:00.000-07:00

So I've looked all week. And discovered there are no alien in my home. Yay :) . So I guess since there are no aliens it's the crazy,stupid,ugly,amazing party throwing crickets. It was probably some Halloween joke, oh who am I kidding the cricket are so immature things. I'm surprised that I still eat them. They're to fattening for me. I should go back to those worm thing at least they can't move or talk as fast as the crickets can.

Aliens!

2009-10-25T11:38:00.001-07:00

So it turns out there are really such things as aliens. Yesterday I was removed from my home and imprisoned in this thing, Man it would be easier to explain if I wasn't color blind. So I try to escape from the aliens but they were to smart they had put something on top of this black and white thing so I couldn't get out. Well so I sat there for along time it seemed like, and than when I wasn't paying attention I was lifted in the air and put back in my cage. Thank the gecko gods that I alive today. So when I got back in my home the sand was back to white. Mmm...THE ALIENS CHANGED MY SAND BACK TO WHITE! First white than red now back to white what is this change the color of my sand day or something. So it turns out I'm not color blind but most gecko I think are. So to rap this story up, I stayed up all night looking every where for those aliens but haven't seen anything yet.So i won't rest until I see those aliens, unless I get tired than I will go to sleep.

God's great, crickets are good, blitzy's happy

2009-07-19T12:14:00.000-07:00

The great gecko goddess is the best she makes my crickets taste as good as french fries even though I have never had french fries, hey they at least look good to me I wish I could try one little french frie. But hey I'm still happy I'm alive aren't I. And I'm as happy as the geckos on the life water commercial. And always remember God's great, crickets are good, and blitzy's happy and not that crazy.

summer fun staring Blitz

2009-07-19T12:08:00.000-07:00

Summer is fun because you can get warm with out getting on that heating pad sometimes it's to hot. So I come out of the log and have some fun with crickets. We have parties and have sand throwing contests. And it's a lot of fun.

More and more rain

2009-06-04T09:26:00.000-07:00

So you remember when I talked about the rain right. Well it won't go away. I wake and all I see is rain. And I heard that for some reason I will be able to see three of my humans more now. And sorry for the short post but that is really all I have to talk about.

Monsoon,what this isn't Asia

2009-05-29T16:16:00.000-07:00

A couple of weeks ago me and the crickets were cleaning up from the last major party they threw I finally got them to help me clean up when what seemed to be a monsoon was poring down outside my humans house. But this week all it's seems like we get is rain not monsoons but just rain. I didn't think that the United states was anywhere close to Asia but whatever works right?

Is it summer yet?

2009-05-08T17:55:00.001-07:00

You know the bad part or parts I should say about summer is that the crickets are going to party more, and the heat because I know I'm supposed to like the heat but when it's to hot its to hot. If you know what I'm saying. SO if the cricket party and I get annoyed then I will eat them and if there a lot of them then I"ll get sick and then I'll be in a very big pickle. AKA: problem.

Criket gone mad

2009-04-29T14:20:00.000-07:00

You would think those cricket would sing you a bedtime song but nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
they have to turn up their rock and roll music when your sleeping it's so annoying.

stupid crickets

The new room

2009-03-01T05:40:00.000-08:00

I love the room even if I was replaced with TV and some other system. I mean the cricket are still the same so what do I have to loose. The room is very pretty (Most of the time) and I kinda like it more, there is less sound pollution to wake me up and sometimes I can wake up early because it quiet and I get enough sleep. But is one more thing LOVE about my new room.
I got a new room mate she so nice me and her have quality girl time.

Where am I ?

2009-01-10T12:50:00.000-08:00

So one day in this month I woke up in a weird place and at first I'd thought I was crazy like I was telling you all about. But it turn out that I was moved into another room and that I blitzy whatever was replaced with a T.V. and some other device. But it so happens that there is another girl in that room. Me and her are having so much fun togather you now me and her
her and I.

Life is crazy in and out of the cage

2008-12-19T17:43:00.000-08:00

I might be crazy myself. But my humans have bin a little louder than normal I've bin waking up a lot and it's crazy. There might be something big coming up like give treats to pets day or something awesome like that. OR maybe it was the cricket AGAIN I try to be nice and all I get is crazy laughs from the them when I pay for the partys! Or maybe I'm just crazy. It seems that everything happens to me but I don't know. Bye for now.

2008-11-15T12:02:00.000-08:00

I shedded yesterday and got picked up by the mom of the house and had a hard time going to sleep because the dad of the house kept coughing. And this morning I was in my cage when the light in the room came because the older boy was getting up very early for some weird reason. Also later this morning I was drinking some water and I was watched. Now that I've said what I need to say I am going to answer a few questions and comments. I'm not aspokeskhritter that my cousin. And yes I love having cats as potential friends. Sorry but I don't have a heating lamp but I do have a heating pad under my cage. No I don't change color, but I get really bright after I shed. I know I look good and I'm a leopard gecko just in case you don't know. And finally someone found my long lost cousin, did he tell you where he was going? Thank you everyone who left a comment I had an awesome time reading them eventhough the computer is a bit far away from my cage.
P.S: Please keep commenting on the posts you like best.

Halloween

2008-10-31T14:36:00.000-07:00

Today is halloween and I have to hear that annoying doorbell from 6 o'clock to 8 o'clock and see all the scary costumes of little children. Wait one minute, my cage is on the second floor so I won't have to worry about it.
Yyyaaayyyyyyyy. Now I hope the crickets are throwing one of their killer parties on halloween night.

The Gecko should be on more than the Caveman

2008-10-26T12:47:00.000-07:00

I am not very happy right now. How could GEICO put a caveman on something that is meant for a gecko? It just defeats the purpose for a gecko and the name of the company. I mean the caveman has nothing to do with it. It is just a guy that looks like a Star Wars character.

Can gecko really read stuff

2008-10-18T13:25:00.000-07:00

I once was getting fed my delicious cricket when I herd my humans talking about a Geico commercial. They said he was in a library so I think us geckos can read books and other stuff too. Besides I read the map behind my cage almost all the time so how hard could it be to read books.

Oh those crickets AGAIN

2008-10-03T13:51:00.000-07:00

Hello blog viewers the crickets are at it again. Okay, okay let me start from the beginning. I just went over to MY cave because it was hot in the room and they were fine. Then I moved back and they were still fine and then they started a party without me and I own it so when I get hungry they better run!

I'm Loved so much

2008-09-19T17:19:00.000-07:00

Hi people, what I wanted to talk about today is love. You see us geckos if we're pets we don't get other geckos to love unless there is another gecko in the cage with the other gecko which is me I'm the other gecko. But I'm a single so there is no one here but me and my owners. But my owners aren't here in my cage that would be the weirdest thing in the history of geckos. But even though my owners aren't in the cage with me they still love me A LOT. Like they love me so much that they put my name (Blitz) as a password for something I'm not allowed to say. So as you can see you don't need two geckos to get love. You need a gecko and 5 human owners.

Face to face

2008-09-01T14:52:00.000-07:00

Today on the first of September I was picked up in the hands of a human. I was clueless to what was going on. All I knew was that I, Blitz, was face to face with a human being. And it was scary, nvery very SCARY! But now I'm hanging with nobody but crickets the very very awesome and very tasty crickets.

The first hole

2008-08-30T13:49:00.000-07:00

When the people first put the new sand in, they put in a hill. And later found out that I didn't like it. I try to tell them but geckos can't talk to humans they can only talk to crickets and other reptiles. So anyway I didn't like the hill so I dug and got rid of the hill thing and then they put it back so I did it again and the next thing I knew the hill was gone and I Blitz was a happy little gecko once again.

Partying with the crickets

2008-08-29T14:16:00.000-07:00

I tell you those crickets throw a beter party than a teenager wrecking they're own
house. So me and those crickets or my food were bored and I really wasn't up to eating
anything, sooo me and my awesome cricket buds went to the cave and threw an awesome party
we got sand on the far wall and everything but then I got hungry and ate the crickets
over the next day or two. But this was a month or a few weeks ago so you know they were not
were really not that important.

2008-07-27T11:37:00.001-07:00

This is my new habitat. What do you think of it? The dune is now gone. Instead, I dug a hole!

Changes in the cage

2008-07-27T10:44:00.000-07:00

A few weeks ago or a month I had found myself imprisoned in a small container. I had tried to escape but it didn't work so I stayed there scared out of my wits for at least 30 minutes. When I was finally put back in my cage, the sand had changed color and the plant had transformed since the last time I'd seen it there. Thank the gecko gods that my log and cave hadn't gone anywhere. At first I thought I was dreaming but apparently I wasn't.

Holes

2008-07-25T11:18:00.000-07:00

Me my name is blitzy and me love digging holes. I love it so much they should have put me in the book and movie,and the best part is that I sometimes get sand in me water dish. And that
that one human always has to change it. I always laugh so hard everytime that human changes
it.

Those crickets cause more weird trouble

2008-06-23T12:57:00.000-07:00

Today on 6/23/08 my masters found out that one of my dumb cricket friend that was a female
gave birth to two cricket babys. And thank the gecko gods that my nice master took them out
of my cage because I probably would accidentally step on one. And if you know insects these
days that probably would have gotton a little dirty if you know what I'm saying.

Those crazy jumpers

2008-06-16T13:10:00.000-07:00

A few days ago I was going to eat a cricket but as soon I got ready to strike, it moved. Then I'm like "I'll get them latter". Now my masters might think that I'm lazy but do they ever think it could be the cricket's fault? No! They think I'm the lazy one not eating cricket. Well I will
have you know that I eat my cricket at night so they probably don't see me eat them and they run very fast and I can't always catch them.

The crickets are so annoying

2008-06-16T11:06:00.000-07:00

So a few weeks ago I was asleep minding my own business when a cricket that I had became friends with (since it had been in my cage so long I had nothing else to do with it) climbed on me saying, "Hello Blitz how ya doing I'm just going to jump on your back and use it as a jungle gym because that is the kind of disrespectful friend I am" as said by the cricket. And I don't know about you but I don't like friends that climb on me saying that they're going to use me as a jungle gym. That is just mean if you ask me.

My Eating Habits

2008-04-27T06:56:00.000-07:00

I love crickets!!!! When I was little I ate 2-3 a night, now I eat one if any. When I was young I also ate some kind of worm . But I don't like them anymore . I hate it when they run around in my cage because then I have to get my lazy butt out of my hiding place and go eat them . Here is the cage where my master keeps my crickets.

When I shed (if you didn't know that geckos shed then now you know) I eat my skin sooo....... I'm unfortunately not hungry that night. I know eating skin is gross but it fills me up and that is just the way it is.

This shedding stuff is hard work!!!!

Where I Live

2008-04-07T11:53:00.000-07:00

I live a 20 gallon habitat with sand, rocks, plants, and hiding places like a cave and a log. My habitat has a light, a warm side at 85 degrees, and a cool side at room temperature.

Hi, I'm Blitz

2008-04-07T11:41:00.000-07:00

I am a leopard gecko. I am female and one year old. I used to belong to one master, now I belong to five. I sleep all day and dance all night .